About This Idiot
Illise Montoya
is…
A prat, who owes me twenty bucks.
She’s also the author of Eikasia.
She dreams that one day, she can make story creation, through any medium, her career. She is a part-time college student. Her current job is working with elementary school children.
Her favorite color tends to be red–but she has a fondness for black, purple, and green. Her favorite candy is Reese’s Peanut Butter cups. She prefers Pepsi to Coke. She doesn’t understand why U2 is so popular. She curses too much. Her favorite superheroes are the X-Men (please don’t ask her which is her absolute favorite…she’ll pontificate for hours.) She prefers cats to dogs–but she ♥ werewolves. She wishes horror movies were less formulaic and sex-driven. She asks, “Where da white women at?”
She still owes me twenty bucks.
Her Chinese Zodiac is the Dragon, and her Astrological Zodiac is the Sagittarius.
She has two older brothers, some nieces, a nephew, dozens of cousins, lots of uncles, only a few aunts, grandmas, a grandpa, and a mom and a dad.
She’s full-blooded Panamanian. Loves Panama–lots of green–but her Spanish sucks. She sounds like a gringa. Maybe because she was born and raised in California, USA. Still there. Wonders if she’ll ever leave.
She can’t go until I get my twenty bucks.
Written by a disgruntled Nobody.
